What would you do if crapped in a toilet in a bar and you then discovered there was no toilet paper?
A friend of mine did this in a bar in the City. He wiped his ar@e with his boxer shorts and stuffed them behind the toilet bowl. He then came upstairs and complained (very loudly) to the manageress about what had happened. He demanded compensation for the embarrassment and inconvenience and she gave him 2 bottles of champagne and the money to get his suit dry cleaned.
i would ski around the toilet floor like a dog. i always look first and check other loos out to see if they had any in that one. and if not then i dont know just crap meself i guess and let the manager clean it up
Underwear Expose and Commentary Boxers Part 1